February 2011
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
xwishforyou
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT?” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
Things I would rather be doing:
talyashai:
abstraxx:
talking to you
cuddling with you
making out with you
taking a shower with you
holding you
being with you
making love to you
holding hands with you
just kill me now
When parents ask you ...
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
When someone asks me, "How's your love life?"
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
We don't say "dating," we say "talking." Instead...
January 2011
